A Man his Wife And Gorilla

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy.

He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand . He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!

"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut ................

and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."

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Joke: Top ten signs of an Indian in USA

1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail.

2. He searches for buttermilk in a supermarket.

3. She searches for chilli powder in a supermarket.

4. He talks a lot about the problems of living in India.

5. She talks a lot about the unclean streets of India.

6. He says the Indian politicians are the cause of underdevelopment.

7. She says the Indian bureaucrats are the cause of inaction.

8. He talks about the harassment at the airports in India.

9. She talks about the cheapest air-fares to India.

10. He and she jointly decide to go Macdonalds to eat french fries.

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