I Love You More Than My Computer.....
Believe me it is true...
You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the
sadness in me. You restored my kindness
after I thought it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more
than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered
your name in it. You are the only one that could
navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you
and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when
I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart
and never log out. I dream of being
your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me,
cause we are always linked to each others.
I see your name everywhere,
my frontpage, my homepage and all
my software. I scanned my life and found
that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove,
and why should I do?
You formatted my life and added
happiness to view. Believe me it is true...
I love you more than my CPU!
courtesy:pravsworld
I Love You..........
Anagrams
The most clever E-mails I have ever received in a while. (wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
P/S:
these are called "anagrams".
A Child's Garden of Misinformation
From Art Linkletter's A Child's Garden of Misinformation:
=>A perennial is a flower that continues to live after it dies.
=>Eggplants are where baby chicks think they came from.
=>A prune is a plum that didn't take care of itself.
=>Seaweeds is something you don't want your neighbors to do when they look in your garden.
=>If you eat a toadstool and don't die, it's a mushroom.
-Published by Bernard Geis Associates, Taken from Reader's Digest September 2000,
Second driver seat belts
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below:
In pictures: How the world is changing
Have a look!
Comments are welcomed, courtesy BBC World Online Edition
Love And Marriage
One day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is love? How can I find it?" .His
teacher answered, "There is a vast wheat field in front.. Walk forward
without turning back, and pick only one stalk. If you find the most
magnificent stalk, then you have found love." Plato walked forward, and
before long, he returned with empty hands, having picked nothing.
His teacher asked, "Why did you not pick any stalk?" Plato answered,
"Because I could only pick once, and yet I could not turn back. I did find
the most magnificent stalk, but did not know if there were any better ones
ahead, so I did not pick it. As I walked further, the stalks that I saw were
not as good as the earlier one, so! I did not pick any in the end. His
teacher then said, "And that is LOVE."
On another day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is marriage? How can I find
it?" His teacher answered, "There is a thriving forest in front. Walk
forward without turning back, and chop down only one tree. If you find the
tallest tree, then you have found marriage". Plato walked forward, and
before long, He returned with a tree. The tree was not bad, and it was not
tall either. It was only an ordinary tree, not the best but just a good
tree. His teacher asked, "Why did you chop down such an ordinary tree?"
Plato answered, "Because of my previous experience. I had walked through the
field, but returned with empty hands. This time, I saw this tree, and I felt
that it was the first good tree that I saw, so I chopped it down and brought
it back. I did not want to miss the opportunity."
His teacher then said, "And that is MARRIAGE. You see son...Love is the most
beautiful thing to happen to a person, its an opportunity but you don't
realize its worth when you have it but only when its gone like the field of
stalks. Marriage like the tree you chopped, it's a compromise; you pick the
first best thing you see and learn to live a happy life with it."
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Is Life Being Unfair On You...
Some dayz ago i recieved this as an email from a mailing group....then i forward it in an Orkut Community....Pakistan Writerz (or something like that) and b'coz of it found a new friend.......... so why not forward it more farther...
Is Life Being Unfair On You...
Around two weeks ago I was called to judge a talent contest at one of the
city colleges. I noticed all the participants were given slips of paper with
a topic written on it and told to come up and speak for three minutes. Lots
were drawn as to who would be the first speaker and the next and the next.
The first contestant I noticed looked a little disgruntled as he got onto
the podium to address the others.
"My fellow students and respected judges," he said loudly, "this is an
unfair contest!"
I, along with my fellow judges looked up surprised. "I have been given this
paper," he continued, "to speak on a subject with just a few minutes
preparation whereas those after me have more time to work on their speech.
This is unfair!" He then proceeded to leave the stage and stormed out of the
hall. Nobody missed him and the contest went on smoothly.
I met him on the landing as I was being escorted out later.
"Who said life is fair?" I asked him with a smile. He looked at me startled
and I asked him to walk with me to my car. "Life," I told him, "is fighting
the unfair and still winning! Do you read automobile magazines?"
"Yes," he said eagerly, "I do."
"Have you seen statistics shown when a new car is being introduced into the
market? They talk about speed and torque and transmission and horse power."
"Yes," he nodded.
"But there is a line they put after all these figures. They say all this
data is when there are ideal road conditions!"
"Yes," he said again.
"Show me ideal road conditions?" I asked him and he smiled. "The car that
sells well," I continued is the car that will deliver power and speed and
durability in the worst of roads, in potholes and mud and slush. That car is
a winner!"
We had reached my car and he stood by my side as I heaved myself in. "Don't
look for ideal playing conditions," I said. "Fight the unfair and come out a
winner!" I looked back in my rear view mirror as I drove away and saw him
smile and wave and knew he would fight the unfair from now on.
The fight never stops. Ask all the successful people in our own country.
They fight regardless whether the battle is fair or unfair. Stop telling the
world about the unfair deal you've got out of life; start battling the
unfair, come out victorious..!
Thanks
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Thanks and bye for now......
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