Grafitti Vol-1

• On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal...
• I'm so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
• Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
• I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
• Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's totally free for the weekend.
• The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
• Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to make!
• One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes... Make it worth watching.
• Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.