- 2007 last me 7, bolay to
2007 last me 7
bole to 7me rahna,
7me jeena,
7me marna,
7me khana,
7me pina,
7me rona,
7me hasna,
7me milakar chalna
yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(sath)hai. - Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with
little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy
and Prosperous New Year 2008 with God Bless.. - Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye
sare Trouble,Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,Tera liye New
Year ho Super-Duper Hit!! - Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapna..! Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..! Ek-Ahsas..! Ek-Astha..! Ek-Vishvas..! Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...! - WYH
WI
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WIS
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WISH
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*NEW YEAR 2008*
***************** - Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be
Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW
YEAR".*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Nice New Year SMS 2008
New Year SMS 2008
- Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for te whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
- Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear. - Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR - Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008! - 2007 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM! - Es Naye Saal mai..Jo to chahe wo tera ho,Har din khubsoorat aur ratain
roshan ho,Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,Naya Saal
Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.- Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May
all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring
Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your
Resolution.. - Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year!!By UZZAL
HAPPY NEW YEAR. - Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year.
Cute New Year Sms Messages
- I feel that very soon everything between U n me is coming to end. Even if u want me I'm not going to come back into your life again. Yours faithfully, year 2007
- Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the
- future. Gud Day!
- Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain,Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. Happy New Year.
- Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings Hope, Afternoon brings Faith,
- Evening brings Love, Night brings Rest, Hope you will all of them everyday. Happy NewYear.
Lovely Christmas SMS Messages
If one night a big fat man jumps
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
May the joy and peace of Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
May the good times and treasures
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
May your world be filled with warmth
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
I am dreaming of white Christmas
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
if one night you wake up and a big fat male
if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .
your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
New is the year, new are the hopes
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
May the joy and peace of Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
May the good times and treasures
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
May your world be filled with warmth
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
I am dreaming of white Christmas
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
if one night you wake up and a big fat male
if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .
your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
New is the year, new are the hopes
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
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( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Here are some New year Cute SMS Messages
New year Cute SMS Messages
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy New Year
May The Year 2008 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
NEW YEAR
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WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR.
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR *
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR *
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*
I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness
for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho
Super Duper Hit!!
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
In Year 2008 may God...would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You
,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2008..
You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2008 My Dear.
My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always
& may New Year 2008..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2008
I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart
close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer
for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte
of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration
of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2008 with
God Bless..
Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net
works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah
sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi
ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi
tara ho mubarik aap ko 2007, 2008 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for
march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for
Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2008
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon
brings
FAITH, Evening brings
LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy New Year
May The Year 2008 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
NEW YEAR
W
Y
H
WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR.
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR *
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR *
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*
I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness
for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho
Super Duper Hit!!
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
In Year 2008 may God...would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You
,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2008..
You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2008 My Dear.
My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always
& may New Year 2008..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2008
I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart
close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer
for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte
of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration
of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2008 with
God Bless..
Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net
works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah
sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi
ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi
tara ho mubarik aap ko 2007, 2008 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for
march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for
Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2008
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon
brings
FAITH, Evening brings
LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
A Man his Wife And Gorilla
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy.
He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand . He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!
"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut ................
and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."
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As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy.
He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand . He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!
"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut ................
and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."
Joke: Top ten signs of an Indian in USA
1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail.
2. He searches for buttermilk in a supermarket.
3. She searches for chilli powder in a supermarket.
4. He talks a lot about the problems of living in India.
5. She talks a lot about the unclean streets of India.
6. He says the Indian politicians are the cause of underdevelopment.
7. She says the Indian bureaucrats are the cause of inaction.
8. He talks about the harassment at the airports in India.
9. She talks about the cheapest air-fares to India.
10. He and she jointly decide to go Macdonalds to eat french fries.
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