[ATM Habbits: Men Vs Women]

Men
*Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
*Insert card
*Dial code and desired amount
*Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
*Drive to the bank
*Engine stalled
*Check make-up in the mirror
*Apply perfume
*Manually check haircut
*Park the car - failure
*Park the car - failure
*Park the car - success
*Search for the card in the handbag
*Insert card, rejected by the machine
*Throw phonecard back in handbag
*Look for bank card
*Insert card
*Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
*Enter code
*Study instructions for 2 minutes
*#Cancel#
*Re-enter code
*#Cancel#
*Call friend/husband to get correct code
*Enter huge amount
*#Error#
*Enter large amount
*#Error#
*Enter smaller amount
*Cross fingers
*Take cash
*Go back to the car
*Check make up in rear mirror
*Look for keys in handbag
*Start car
*Drive 50 meters
*STOP
*Drive back to bank machine
*Get out of the car
*Take card and ticket back from machine
*Go back to the car
*Throw card on passenger seat
*Throw slip on the floor
*Check make up in rear mirror
*Manually check haircut
*Go into roundabout - wrong way
*BRAKE!!
*Go into roundabout - right way
*Drive 5 kilometers
*Remove hand brake
*Stop at mall
*Spend money
*Go back to step 1

9 comments:

AsianSmiles

11:44 PM

hm... i think it's the reverse! LOLS!

That's a fun post MH!

Amie

2:02 PM

this is war!!! :)

Hammad

2:08 PM

whatever, isnt a fact? And why not you tell your ATm Habbit, I wud glad to know !

AsianSmiles

12:12 AM

Mu husband got my ATM!

haha. (but its true!)

Hammad

4:23 PM

nice to find out that u r married, i thought u r young independant girl like on of my friend Amie, ?

Hammad

4:34 PM

nice to find out that u r married, i thought u r young independant girl like on of my friend Amie, ?

Shirazi

3:44 PM

Kool.

AsianSmiles

5:52 PM

(is the question directed to me?)

:) i am a housewife and my husband is handling the financials in the house. that's why i said, "it's the reverse" lols.

But when I was working and had my own bank account - it was really a swift trip to the ATM. I had to make it that way because most of the time, there are other people lined up to use the machine.

:)

Hammad

12:10 PM

hmmm gud, relax life, relax ATM, but busy expenditure !!