Wake up your Patriotic Military Spirit
[Harry Rocks Taliban Minds]
Harry Rocks Taliban Minds, yeh its true. Reported by local Kawish Newspaper .
The prisoned Talibans are requesting to read Harry Potter Volumes, oh gosh now just wait and let them a new trick to escape Jails.
[No time for blogging]
While ignoring the blog for my studies, I steal an hour from my homework time(no I am not in school I am in university but I have to do some hectic works at home), to post this. Then I saw a post one of my dearers in this blogoshpere, whom i reaspect a lot, and of which I am able to make blog withstand, Sir Shirazi, his post, Will blog will burst out? I thought for a sec for my blog then my heart said you cant burst your own blog for just your studies and the my comoputer life have very strong coz in my arteries there lies a network of fiber optics, so i decided to tend my CPU means my brain to blog for rest of year !!
It's Intresting Continue Reading →[The ten most desirable women!]
Check it out all beauties here !!
But no place for so-called Aishwariya Rai !!
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[Osama-bin-laden is in India]
Osama-bin-laden is in India, u might dont believe it, but its true. So, go on and tune your Tv sets to ZeeTv, an Indian Channel, on Sun at 20:30 Hrs. You can watch him doing all his wrong deeds, by a video recorded show showing him escaping from Afghanistan via Pakistan to India just to attack Delhi, but why? He himself ?
It's Intresting Continue Reading →[Just a book]
Yeh, just a book? How it can be? but yeh it can! after al it is the wizardy book!
Hello, guyz I am talking about a book, I had decided not to read(dont know why) but as soon as the its fan fever rushed the newspaperz, magazines, and lastly the net and TV for its upcoming and latest worth reading book or should I say novel, yeh novel. I finally decided to read it, but I will not spend such a big money as I dont earn even a sigle peeny and dependant on mom, I borowed an urdu tranlasted Ist Book of its series, and decided to have my hand on it.
I read it in just 2 dayz, well wht a realief and vaganze i felt after it, it almost changed my way of thinking, then one hour before I bought the second of its series. . . . and will be reading whole day today. . . . just becoz i want to reach to six the latest one of its series, this year, as my UNI is gonna to open Ist next month. . .
But it isnt Addiction? and how can a book, just a book can do this?
I hope u got my addicted book, isnt it? then look-on the pic! just simple !
Bye for den.
[Peace]
Thats the only thing no one having it, nor the poor and niether the richest ones, even the Queen of London, was the recent one who faces the terror of terror attacks last week, but indirectly. She condemns the racism of terror attacks by performing 2 minute silence along with his nation and Prim Minister Tony Blair and not like our leaders who just gave some Dollars to the families of killed ones. Every one have to change itself even me, coz after reading a post from my bloggy friend Amie, that one pic is still revolvingin my mind, and it strenghthens my belive on my God, that I am lucky one to survive, not from any disaster but by the curs of not being thankful to God, if ever God tightens my rops where will I found myself ?
Its the only question, I am onto!
[The Buzzard, The Bat, and the Bumblebee]
If you put a buzzard in a pen six or eight feet square and entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of his ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of ten or twelve feet. Without space to run, as is his habit, he will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.
The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.
A Bumblebee if dropped into an open tumbler will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.In many ways, there are lots of people like the buzzard, the bat and the bee. They are struggling about with all their problems and frustrations, not realizing that the answer is right there above them.
["Etc"]
"Etc"
Here's a three letter word
Used by more than a few
To make people think
They know more than they do
[Is Life Being Unfair On You...]
Around two weeks ago I was called to judge a talent contest at one of the city colleges. I noticed all the participants were given slips of paper with a topic written on it and told to come up and speak for three minutes. Lots were drawn as to who would be the first speaker and the next and the next.
The first contestant I noticed looked a little disgruntled as he got onto the podium to address the others.
"My fellow students and respected judges," he said loudly, "this is an unfair contest!"
I, along with my fellow judges looked up surprised. "I have been given this paper," he continued, "to speak on a subject with just a few minutes preparation whereas those after me have more time to work on their speech.
This is unfair!" He then proceeded to leave the stage and stormed out of the hall. Nobody missed him and the contest went on smoothly.
I met him on the landing as I was being escorted out later.
"Who said life is fair?" I asked him with a smile. He looked at me startled and I asked him to walk with me to my car. "Life," I told him, "is fighting the unfair and still winning! Do you read automobile magazines?"
"Yes," he said eagerly, "I do."
"Have you seen statistics shown when a new car is being introduced into the market? They talk about speed and torque and transmission and horse power."
"Yes," he nodded.
"But there is a line they put after all these figures. They say all this data is when there are ideal road conditions!"
"Yes," he said again.
"Show me ideal road conditions?" I asked him and he smiled. "The car that sells well," I continued is the car that will deliver power and speed and durability in the worst of roads, in potholes and mud and slush. That car is a winner!"
We had reached my car and he stood by my side as I heaved myself in. "Don't look for ideal playing conditions," I said. "Fight the unfair and come out a winner!" I looked back in my rear view mirror as I drove away and saw him smile and wave and knew he would fight the unfair from now on.
The fight never stops. Ask all the successful people in our own country.
They fight regardless whether the battle is fair or unfair. Stop telling the world about the unfair deal you've got out of life; start battling the unfair, come out victorious..!
[Big Table]
10 interpretations of a big table
A huge table and chair have been erected on Hampstead Heath in London. It's an artwork called The Writer, by Italian Giancarlo Neri. But what does it mean? Here are 10 interpretations...
Add your own at the bottom.
[Year of Physics]
This is the World Year of Physics. Why? Because a century ago the Earth was shaken. Yes it was. Not just shaken once, but five times. Not literally of course, but the view of the world was turned upside down.
Get yourself indulge into it, following is the list of articles of Special Edition of Dawn's(Pakistan's leading newspaper) Science Journal
- The pioneers
- And the Nobel goes to...
- Building a new vision
- Milestones in physics
- The unfinished symphony
- Impact of physics
- Meet Einstein’s heirs
- Govt role in promoting physics
- Webwatch : Physics for the third millennium
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[Site Intro: Polaroid-o-nize]
Make any picture look like a Polaroid. This site is somewhat interesting the first or second time you use it, then it will lose any value... So What Dont They All :-)Visit: http://polaroidonizer.nl.eu.org/-
also @
[Death Clock]
.....the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.
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[Word Press Hunger Over]
Yeh word press hunger is over, no need to download the lenghty scripts of wordpress, just to achieve its better features, now you guyz have an option to go for, belive me!!
Try Blogsome.com,
Features include:
1. Fast, easy and free
2. Choice of WordPress themes
3. Upload photos
4. Personlize your designand more...Get blogging in minutes!
I'm lovin it...although its not Hamburger
[Happy Father's Day]
DADDY has been your coach, teacher, biggest fan and supporter all these years. Fathers’ Day is a special day set aside for all of us to remember how truly special Dad is.
Its a day celeberated every third Sunday of June, now it is on 19th of June.
LitBit History
It began with a young woman in Spokane, Wash., in 1909. Sonora Louise Smart was the daughter of a Civil War veteran who was raising his children alone following the death of their mother. Sonora heard a Mother's Day sermon and wondered why there was no holiday honoring fathers. She shared her concern with local ministers at a meeting at the Spokane, Wash. YMCA. The first Father's Day celebration took place at the Spokane Y on June 19, 1910, in William Smart's birth month.
Sonora Smart had suggested that fathers be honored through religious services, special meals, small gifts and the wearing of red roses. In 1972, President Nixon signed Father's Day into law. Today, the day dedicated to Dads has become increasingly an opportunity to lavish gifts and loving gestures on one's father.
Some Quotes
- Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. - Abraham Lincoln
- Fathers are biological necessities, ........-Margaret Mead
- Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results; we value it in the act-Alice Meynell
- Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. -Oscar Wilde
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Share here whta you guyz have done for your fathers
It's Intresting Continue Reading →[Quizziness]
Well, since I really haven't anything original to say today, so I'm going to pilfer this from PhilM. Go on and answer to your heart's content.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
Like to refer to
-Amie
-Dark Writer
[New Search Engines]
search service that relies on the databases of other search engines.
multi-engine semi-parallel search interface. Searches logically through several search engines until 10 matches are found. Allows use of boolean and proximity operators.
Search to know the difference! Search to save time.
NOTE: Click de pic to open search engine......
[Tool Tale]
No doubt we are bloggers the most circling medium writers, we have to concentrate a lot on our blogging along with our so-called research to provide a good stuff to out writers, and for that we have to visit several other blogs along with dozen of websites, means a lot of time, it means time matters for us, the more we save our time the more we provide a better content for our blog readers.
Being a blogger how do you save your time? which tool (RSS Reader i.e. MyYahoo, MyMSN, etc) you like to prefer to read several other blogs?
[Rocha !!!]
Some posts later i introduced dis site to you guyz but now i would like to tell you very proudly that now this site has something for me also........
Concisely, my blog has been added to dis search engine you can excess it here...
[Eight Gifts that Do Not Cost A Cent]
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING . . .
But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning
your response. Just listening.
2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION . . .
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and
friends.
3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER . . .
Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love
to laugh with you."
4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE . . .
It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief,
handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a
life.
5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT . . .
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or
"That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.
6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR . . .
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.
7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE . . .
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be
sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.
8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION . . .
The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really
it's not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You. Friends are a very rare
jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend
an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their
hearts to us.
[Musharaf Vajapayee Meeting]
This pic is quite funny but it is'nt conveye any msg as there was'nt such thing in their meeting before MANMOHAN as they not only hanshaked but they also discussed a lot on Kashmir, indeed Vajpayee left a base for the next government i.e. Manmohan to carry on the talks on Kashmir and we observed it very clearly. Recent milestone is the Visit of Kashmiri Leaders to Pakistan, but it is still very difficult to talk on Kahsmir's fate. But atleast you can expect better things indeed.
[God Keeps u going.]
Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of CANCER. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a fatal disease"?
To this Arthur, Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 billion children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 0.5 million learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"
Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u glowing, but only God Keeps u going."
[New Way of searching]
A9 is inventing new ways to take search one step farther and make it more effective by providing a unique set of powerful features to find information, organize it, and remember it — all in one place. A9 is a powerful search engine, using web search and image search results enhanced by Google, Search Inside the Book® results from Amazon.com, reference results from GuruNet, movies results from IMDb, and more. This is good particularly good for those who work with words -- writers, authors, poets. Try this here.
also @ Light Within
[Download my Blogs Wallpaper ]
Do comment coz its my first piece of designed work I shared.
[Akhtar rejects Bollywood ]
Shoaib Akhtar - 'the vulnerability of a child'Pakistani fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar has turned down the chance of becoming a Bollywood star.
He says he has rejected a gangster role offered to him by Bollywood director Mahesh Bhatt.
"I have no intention to work in a film whether the offer comes from Mumbai (Bombay) or Lahore," Akhtar told the BBC Urdu website.
"Cricket is not only my profession but my obsession as well," he said. Mr Bhatt says Akhtar is star material.
But Akhtar told the BBC that he had only learned about Mr Bhatt's offer from the newspapers and was not impressed by that.
Former Pakistani cricketer Mohsin Khan acted in a Bhatt film in 1987.
Mr Bhatt and his director, Anurag Bose, said earlier this month that Akhtar had a lot of raw emotion, animal magnetism and "the vulnerability of a child" - qualities that would stand him in good stead for the role of a gangster.
[Up For Grabs ]
@ Amies Blog
Interesting what stuff one may find in her inbox. I found this spam mail in mine this morning. Is this another way of money laundering? Or just a big fraud? Well the mail is so fantastic I decided to post it here.
My Experience
Here is dat email i got yesterday from my own group member, offering me to earn some money, look it and tell me is she right ot is a scam...............
Assalamualikum friends,kia hal hain ap sub kay...aj mail ap ko
isleya lekh rahe hon kay... sochakese or ka bhe bhala ho ja ay...to baat ya hay
kay agar ap dollars $ kamanachahtay ho to ek asan tareqa ap kay leya laee
hon...jis say maire dost nay 1 month or 15 din main 1 lakh2000 hazar 120000 kama
ay hain.sirf apna id banaoo orapni e-mails check karo jis say ap kay account
maindollars khud he burh(increase) hain gay or apna idbanatay hoayapna
pata(Address) sahe bataeya ga kion kay paisay apkay us hepatay pur aa ain gay..
or jo mails ap ko check kurnehain wo mails ap ko khud aa ain ge...to apna id
bananay kayleya ap ko mainlink day rahe hon..
http://tendollarsmail.com/pages/index.php?refid=512705
is
ko copy karain or apnayexplorermain paste kurdain ya is pur double click karain
ya apko site pur lay jaay ga.. wahan say ap sign up kay zareya apna id
yanie-mail address bana saktay hain... or dollars kamasaktay hain aasani say....
1 month 15 din main 120000.... so don't miss it.
or yah mazkh nahin hai
haqeeqat haior han agar koe problem ho to ap mujheymail kur saktay hain..
Really funny............
Sunil Dutt passes away
Veteran actor and Union Minister for Sports and Youth Affairs, Sunil Dutt passed away today morning in Mumbai due to a heart attack. He was 74 and would have completed his platinum jubliee celebrations on June 6. He is survived by his son, Bollywood star, Sanjay Dutt, two daughters, Namrata and Priya and family members.
More @ Hindustan Times
[How to fake fingerprints?]
Science have changed our live, from stone age to de modern world where everything is available on our fingertips, cause these fingers (beyoud DNA) we are able to differntiate from others, I someone caught in any bad act i.r. murder, robbery,etc investigation team can easily findout and search with the available fingertips and no one can accuse you instead of actual person.
If you think like dis, den think again...........
Even after a hard think you are confused.....?
den read dis and tell wht you are thinking and are your worried now ?
How to Fake Fingerprints
[This is Pakistan]
In the ever expanding blogsphere, I have seen blogs of every subject from cats to kites from technology to mythology and from romance to withering congugal life. But G 3 a famous Pakistani tech blogger has come up with Wallpapers Suite — a rich collection of walpapers he has previously been offering at [G3]-TechNews. Go have your pick.
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Also @ TeethMaestro
[You put Blogger in my Google! You put Google in my Blogger!]
Our spies have been hard at work here at kottke.org, drudging up the latest news, gossip, and graphical user interfaces related to the Google/Pyra deal. Here's an early peek at what Blogger could look like now that Google has its multicolored mitts on it:
The inclusion of the "I'm feeling lucky" button in the interface has already turned the so-called "blogosphere" upside down, creating a schism between the "luckbloggers" and the "luckisfortheshallowthestrongcreatetheirownluckbloggers". More information on this important conflict as it unfolds.
also @ kottke
[Blessing or Evil]
Human Cloning ... Blessing or Evil
As news comes of a HUMAN embryo has been cloned for the first time in Britain.Is human cloning justified?What do you think are the consequences of this?
Read Full News: The first UK human clone
For New and Improving Bloggers..
I found this two articles very intresting and informative for myself, even I got their hardcopies too. And I would like to refer their links to new bloggers who are struggling as a writer.
Second one is about word in writing we use certain words to compile and strengthen our writings.
CORTESY DAWN YOUNG WORLD
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[Bollywood offer for Shoaib Akhtar]
Shoaib Akhtar is said to have the qualities of a star.
A leading Bollywood producer has offered Pakistan's top cricket star Shoaib Akhtar a lead role in his next film, Gangster.
The producer, Mahesh Bhatt, who has worked with Pakistani actors before, is meeting Akhtar in Karachi next week to persuade him to accept the role.
According to him, Akhtar is amused and surprised by the offer, but is willing to read the script.
Former Pakistani cricketer Mohsin Khan acted in a Bhatt film in 1987.
Mr Bhatt is confident Shoaib Akhtar, arguably the world's fastest bowler, will accept the offer.
"Once he hears the story he cannot refuse it," he says.
The proposed film is about an underworld mafia boss who is betrayed by the girl he loves.
READ DE FULL ARTICLE Here
[Mind Nourishment]
"It is said that [Robin Hood] fought against the looting rulers and returned the loot to those who had been robbed, but that is not the meaning of the legend which has survived. He is remembered, not as a champion of property, but as a champion of need, not as a defender of the robbed, but as a provider of the poor. He is held to be the first man who assumed a halo of virtue by practicing charity with wealth which he did not own, by giving away goods which he had not produced, by making others pay for the luxury of his pity. He is the man who became the symbol of the idea that need, not achievement, is the source of rights, that we don't have to produce, only to want, that the earned does not belong to us, but the unearned does. He became a justification for every mediocrity who, unable to make his own living, had demanded the power to dispose of the property of his betters, by proclaiming his willingness to devote his life to his inferiors at the price of robbing his superiors."
~ Ayn Rand (1905-1982) Russian born American writer & philosopher who advocated capitalism, individualism, & "objectivism" from (Atlas 534)
My Nick
MhGold- My full name is Hammad Memon, it is on my hotmail account ID which is de reverse of my name i.e. MemonHammad. Gold is that similar part which making it distinctive and glamrous......
M-emon
H-ammad
Gold....
Snow White, lost her creator.
Snow White and the queen/witch. Walt Disney artist Joe Grant, who designed the queen/witch character in 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,' died of a heart attack while at his drawing board at his home studio on Friday at the age of 96(AFP/Disney ) ....
I found.....
I have a found a very new, informative blog which I like to share with your guys.....
CrabGalaxy - on this blog out of 3 i found two posts very readable......but i would like to mention its recent post....
Its about the Hyderabad city, about its name how the word Hyder included in it, despite of having a former name, Nerun-kot.....indeed a very informative post....
When i said this all same thing to its Blogger, she frequently invited me to contribute to her blog, and teaching her all abc and grammer og Blogging, which I accept, as I am not so much strong blogger, but it will be my new experince..........in Blogosphere
http://crabgalaxy.blogspot.com/ - Click here to find out your self
[Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday of May]
Today in almost allover the world Mother's Day is being is celebrated, here is my contribution after wishing my mom.
It is said that a Mother is the most precious gift of God. But we greet the most loved being on earthon a single day & why not every day. It should be practised EVERYDAY.
Re-Dialling History:
The earliest Mother's Day celebrations can be traced back to the spring celebrations of ancient Greece in honor of Rhea, the Mother of the Gods.During the 1600's, England celebrated a day called "Mothering Sunday". In the United States Mother's Day was first suggested in 1872 by JuliaWard Howe (who wrote the words to the Battle hymn of the Republic) asa day dedicated to peace.
Few Quotes to start the day with:
- I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.They have clung to me all my life.Everything I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
- Gregory Nunn: Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
- My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. George Washington
- The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization. Frank Lloyd Wright
Last Byte: In the name of the Mother a must read article......
Any more dedications, any more stuff, like what u will do for your mother today. Do share here......
It's Intresting Continue Reading →[A Desi Geeks Dream...]
Reheating Biryani & Programming....
This was taken from PakiBarbie's blog! I just loved it!
Taken from KAMRAN's Blog.
[Iqbal's poem completes 100 years.]
Allama Iqbal's historic poem "Sare Jahan Sey Acha Hindustan Humara" completes its 100 years this last month.
What you think about this poem, how you guys take it?.
[WebReview by me got published]
This is the WebReview written by me got published in Todays (April, 30, 2005) in Dawn's Young World. as its not available on its site I am providing it directly.
Flickr.com, while still in beta, is a free online photo service that allows you to share your photographs. It also provides functionality to stay in touch with friends and some intresting photo share services. For example, Flickr provides an automated method for embedding pictures into your website - blog(online diaries). There are teo ways to place to your ohotos on Flickr.com. You can upload them or email them.
Moreover, it provides a nice variety of well designed, useful functionality. This includes storing photos, determining who can access these photos, adding tags to photos, inciting friends(called contacts), sending messages to friends, Flickr's standard messaging tool, and user groups. They also have a usefyll and really helpful FAQ section.
Just select the picture, add some comments and click on the "post" button, that's all- your photo is shared.
It's Intresting Continue Reading →
Just select the picture, add some comments and click on the "post" button, that's all- your photo is shared.
[Net Disaster]
If you've ever felt frustrated by a website, and want to get your own back, then Net Disaster is the only URL you need to know. On the front page you're given various options, which you access by clicking on the dropdown menus. Choose a catastrophe, from things like meteors, flood, spilled coffee and mould. Nice. Fine tune the disaster with the other controls then enter the URL of the website you want made to suffer and click GO. There's an amount of childish satisfaction to be had in seeing a dinosaur trash www.rubbishwebsite.com, don't you think? Or is it just me?
Courtesy BBC
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[TechNICAL Support]
To: TechNICAL Support
Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected :(
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!
Desprate One....
It's Intresting Continue Reading →[Unique technique]
Need a print-out but your printer is dead? Don't pull your hair, use this unique technique patented by me.
[What if Bill Gates Write a Love Letter]
My Dearest LOVE,
U r my only eye cursor,I am crazy bout ur Pentium style walk..U r my only life's UPS...Since i download u on my dream.com, my whole life is Reboot...B4 i was hourly entered in chatroom and searching for pretty_gal and cute_face, but since u entered like VIRUS in my ROM/RAM..my heart drive is already Format..Now in my life.net, there is only one applet's hyper-link..and that straightly goes to mydreamgirl.com, means to u...I m client of ur server and SNA or ATM whatever..I would capture u from any network...I feel like, I break all the TCP/IP protocol like a packet..I open my presentation layer's session in ur application layer.
For u..not only C...I can overcome the C++ and COBRA or CORBA whatever..I finish everything..OOPS! u b mine...My queen of sweetdreams.org, I would find u in any frame of this world..My heart pixel accept ur love...I have saved ur animated image in all MPEG,JPEG or GIF..and whole day i m hearing ur voice on WINAMP...If the programme of my love run n to ur 'Not Responding' message..I make it "End Task"...
U quickly accept my love or else i will forever "CTRL-ALT-DEL" my life from this world.
I want to surf with u on the waves of WWW (world wide web).But i m waiting for that day..when ur address would b happily everafter paradise.net
Ur Every Bit Lover,Bill Gates
[Click]
We "Click"together Bcoz
U think I am sweet
I thinkU are sweet
U thinkI am nice
I think U are nice
U thinkI am CUTE
I thinkU are "right"
but the question is where we "CLICK TOGETHER"? any body knows ?
[SMS]
Urdu
- BANDER APNI MA SE MAA MAIN ITNA BADSOORAT KUN HOONMAA BOLI BETA KHUDA KA SHUKAR ADA KARO AUR USAY DEKHO JO MESSAGE PARH RAHA HAI.
- Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota haiToote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota haiTumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati haiBandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
- When i m not messaging u,it doesn't mean that i've forgotten u,i m just giving u time to miss me.
- hold 10 Roses in ur hands & standoppsite to the mirror u'll see 11 Roses &between them the most beautiful rose in the World.
- A Devil come rushing to my room he told me he wanted to trouble good people !! I told ur name but he said. "OH NO" I can't diturb my BOSS.
- I wrote your name on sand it got washedI wrote your name in air,it was blown away.thenI wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .
- God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
- When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and yourstill in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
- An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeingsthat sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
- Why does history keep repeating it self?Because we weren't listening the first time !
- Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die
- One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
[Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds]
Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city
newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try
us once; you'll
never
go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come
here first.
(check it out)
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of
children.
(howwww sweeeet)
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be
willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke
or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do
it carefully by
hand.
(nice work!)
[10 stories that could be pranks - but aren't]
Today is 1 April, when jokers set out to fool and the rest of us are on our guard. Here is our annual round-up of some of the day's seemingly spoof news stories which are actually true.
1. A Japanese inventor has devised solar-powered clothes which can top up the battery on an iPod or mobile phone.
2. The Home Office is being asked to pardon Anne Boleyn, 500 years after she was executed, because she was "obviously innocent".
3. A study of men who attended lapdancing clubs found one man, named by researchers as "Graham the philanthropist" who went five times a week and believed "he was helping the women to make money quickly so they could become financially independent".
4. A family of four ate 20,000 Kit Kats to win prizes worth £12,000. "We had them for breakfast, dinner and tea," said 53-year-old Pat McGovern of Teesside.
5. Joss Stone has earned £5m, shooting her into the top 20 of a rich list of young entertainers. Will Young is worth £8m.
6. A Belgian police training manual which aims to help recruits understand body language has caused a row by likening George Bush's facial expressions to a chimpanzee's.
7. Thousands of visitors are rushing to Death Valley to see a remarkable range of wild flowers which have bloomed there.
8. A tow-truck driver in South Africa has been arrested on suspicion of tampering with traffic lights to make accidents more likely.
9. Conmen in Slough are getting people to pay £400 for laptops, before handing over bags filled not with computer but with bottles of water.
10. Christopher Eccleston, fresh from getting critical acclaim and near-record ratings as the new Doctor Who, has quit.
COURTESY BBC
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Sorry for this long interval of t, although i havn't more readers but i care about the ones who are......
coz i was buzy in my somehow Presentations at University about Harmones and Blood Anemia.... and it will soon available for all this type of readers.....and more over i am tryin to start a new Journal all about the studies of Pharmacym, and related subjects so the intrested readers are welcome to contact me by comments on this POST.
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[Beginning Today, And Everyday.]
Beginning today I will take life one day at a time, one step at a time.
Discouragement will not be allowed to taint my positive self-image, my
desire to succeed or my capacity to love.
Beginning today I will open my mind and my heart. I will welcome new
experiences. I will meet new people. I will not expect perfection from
myself nor anyone else: perfection does not exist in an imperfect world.
But I will applaud the attempt to overcome human foibles.
Beginning today I am responsible for my own happiness and I will do things
that make me happy... admire the beautiful wonders of nature, listen to
my favorite music, pet a kitten or a puppy, soak in a bubble bath...
Pleasure
can be found in the most simple of gestures.
Beginning today I will learn something new; I will try something different;
I will savor all the various flavors life has to offer. I will change what
I can and the rest I will let go. I will strive to become the best me I can
possibly be.
Beginning Today, And Everyday.
[A Scorpion Moment]
There was a Hindu who saw a scorpion floundering around in thewater. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out ofthe water, but the scorpion stung him again. A man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the Hindu said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It ismy nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love justbecause it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?
"Don't give up loving. Don't give up your goodness. Even if people around you sting."
It's Intresting Continue Reading →
I Love You..........
I Love You More Than My Computer.....
Believe me it is true...
You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the
sadness in me. You restored my kindness
after I thought it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more
than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered
your name in it. You are the only one that could
navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you
and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when
I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart
and never log out. I dream of being
your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me,
cause we are always linked to each others.
I see your name everywhere,
my frontpage, my homepage and all
my software. I scanned my life and found
that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove,
and why should I do?
You formatted my life and added
happiness to view. Believe me it is true...
I love you more than my CPU!
courtesy:pravsworld
Anagrams
The most clever E-mails I have ever received in a while. (wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
P/S:
these are called "anagrams".
A Child's Garden of Misinformation
From Art Linkletter's A Child's Garden of Misinformation:
=>A perennial is a flower that continues to live after it dies.
=>Eggplants are where baby chicks think they came from.
=>A prune is a plum that didn't take care of itself.
=>Seaweeds is something you don't want your neighbors to do when they look in your garden.
=>If you eat a toadstool and don't die, it's a mushroom.
-Published by Bernard Geis Associates, Taken from Reader's Digest September 2000,
Second driver seat belts
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below:
In pictures: How the world is changing
Have a look!
Comments are welcomed, courtesy BBC World Online Edition
Love And Marriage
One day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is love? How can I find it?" .His
teacher answered, "There is a vast wheat field in front.. Walk forward
without turning back, and pick only one stalk. If you find the most
magnificent stalk, then you have found love." Plato walked forward, and
before long, he returned with empty hands, having picked nothing.
His teacher asked, "Why did you not pick any stalk?" Plato answered,
"Because I could only pick once, and yet I could not turn back. I did find
the most magnificent stalk, but did not know if there were any better ones
ahead, so I did not pick it. As I walked further, the stalks that I saw were
not as good as the earlier one, so! I did not pick any in the end. His
teacher then said, "And that is LOVE."
On another day, Plato asked his teacher, "What is marriage? How can I find
it?" His teacher answered, "There is a thriving forest in front. Walk
forward without turning back, and chop down only one tree. If you find the
tallest tree, then you have found marriage". Plato walked forward, and
before long, He returned with a tree. The tree was not bad, and it was not
tall either. It was only an ordinary tree, not the best but just a good
tree. His teacher asked, "Why did you chop down such an ordinary tree?"
Plato answered, "Because of my previous experience. I had walked through the
field, but returned with empty hands. This time, I saw this tree, and I felt
that it was the first good tree that I saw, so I chopped it down and brought
it back. I did not want to miss the opportunity."
His teacher then said, "And that is MARRIAGE. You see son...Love is the most
beautiful thing to happen to a person, its an opportunity but you don't
realize its worth when you have it but only when its gone like the field of
stalks. Marriage like the tree you chopped, it's a compromise; you pick the
first best thing you see and learn to live a happy life with it."
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